Apo at Random

Finglish Dictionary:

Eiccaholica : some kind of disease
eiccaholic : a person with this disease
Anteroid : a robot with dark glasses
to perttu : 1)beating the crap out a cello, 2)f&cking, 3)doing something incredibly clumsy like riding a motorcycle into a ditch, or 4) all of the above at the same time
to pull a perttu : faint
to antero : to act co^ol, even if the rest of the world is collapsing before your eyes, to sit on a chair all day, to do your thing without caring what others are doing
Anterologe : T.
(un)perttuish : something that is (not) typical for Perttu
to paavo : 1) to love gay hotels, 2) to go skiing, 3) teaching cello
(to) perttu off : to strip
(to) be perttu : to be wild
perttuness : wildness
to be paavoristic : to be sporty
to mikko : to play drums
to be mikko : to be a bit shy /to be finnish
schnappilaakso : Perttu singing Schnappi
to apocalyptica : to rock the cellos/the crowd
Apocalypticans : Apo-Fans
->sometimes seperated into: eiccamaniac, perttumaniac or paavomaniac/Eiccosis, Perttosis and Paavosis
(to) Eicca : 1) to stab someone. 2) to give someone a friendly slap on the back, the kind that throws you to the floor
Anterohotep : the king
Apostle : apo-forum member
perttu me : marry me (or f&ck me would be better?)
to become perttu : to get mad
Eiccestä : you are welcome
to be eicca : to be tall
to be a paavo/eicca : to be a daddy
to have a paavo : to have a teddy
to mikko : paint funny things in your face
I want to bird you : I wanna f*ck you
I want to perttu you : I wanna f*ck you
-> leads to the conclusion that Perttu is a bird
to try to play drums like Mikko : to labour in vain/fight windmills/ try ing to achieve st impossible
to try to play drums like Mikko again : he who cannot be counselled, cannot be helped...
branding Mikko : first class
to act Mikko : to act extremely nice
Headeicca : to headbang by tossing long, silky hair around, and the resultat headache
Perttuminder : the one designated to watch Perttu (Eicca said he was like a little kid - someone needed to watch him so he didnt get in trouble)
Paavocational : an all-around athlete-type guy
Anterrorize : to scare by staring behind dark glasses
Mikkonversation : a very brief exchange
Maxisize : to make extremely tall
Eiccestä = Ei kestä in finnish : you are welcome
Hyvää paavoo (hyvää päivää) : have a nice day
Perttumania - Perttu-hysteria
perttuli - hot latin lover (tuli - fire (finnish))
perttuuli - someone who loves to fly or someone who is (really) fast (tuuli - wind (finnish))
I am anteroizing = I am freezing
Manniphobia - the fear of Apo fans.
Terotitis - skin disease wherein the sufferer has an inability to tan ones legs.
Anaphobia - the hatred of heavy metal
Antsacondria - fear of being touched by sweaty men.
to manninate - to gracefully kick someone in the ass.
Antsamortify - to hide in a bus.
co^olination - the inability to sweat.
be perttuful - dont fall from the stage, keep yuor cello, keep your fingers and etc.
Paavo me - pardon me
apoism: the religion we all worship
perttuantic : really long }-)>
to have a paavo: to have a haircut or shave which leaves the hair in varying degrees of length and direction
the Eicca-pose : pose for a picture where the model lowers himself / herself aaaaaall the way down to his/her fellow model
mikkaniac : someone who frantically hits everything in sight
apo-vapour : moist gust of wind caused by sweaty longhaired headbanging Finnish cellists
perttuphile - person (mainly mexicans?) with a strong sexual desire for Perttu?
Goes for the others as well - eiccaphile. paavophile, antsaphile or as a collective term -like in saunas - apophile.