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A BUNNY NAMED PERTTU by Anduine & Jane

Fiction
Writers: Anduine and Jane
Disclaimer: Non of this (hopefully?) ever happened, it is just a silly tale we made up. No disrespect intended.

A Bunny named Perttu

Eicca was rubbing his eyes unable to believe what he was seeing outside his kitchen window. A strange figure was hopping through his back yard. It was tall, it was pink...could it be? Most definitely so. Eicca started giggling. His dear friend and fellow band member Perttu had donned a pink bunny costume and was hiding rainbow coloured eggs in the garden. What a sight to see. Only Perttu could come up with such an idea and get away with just a mild smile from everybody.

Eicca stepped outside bringing along his camera.

*Flash*

“Gotcha bunny” Eicca was still shaking with laughter “maybe I should post this picture in the forum – the Easter bunny caption thread!”

“Haha, very funny.” Perttu was hopping towards Eicca. “After all the trouble I have been through getting this outfit. It was the last one left in my size.”

“I can easily see why” Eicca replied. “It is a little...hmm... pink? But it suits you very well. Pink is definitely your colour.”

“I feel pretty, oh so pretty...” Perttu was dancing around Eicca, swinging his little basket.

“Oh dear God”

All the remaining eggs flew out of the basket, and one landed right on Eicca's head. Splash! Egg yolk was running down Eicca's face.

“Yuck, they are raw. Didn't you boil them?” Eicca asked while trying to wipe some of the yolk from his eyes.

“Oops, you are supposed to boil them?” Perttu was putting on one of his innocent faces. “It should be good for the hair though – you want one more?” He bent over and picked one up that hadn't cracked.

“You stay away from me with that egg. Don't you dare.” Eicca jumped away from Perttu, slipping on the egg yolk on the grass and landed on his ass. “Ouch”

“Oops!” Perttu seemed to repeat himself. “Are you alright? Can I help you up?”

“Nonononono, forget it, I can get up by myself. You just stay where you are,” Eicca cried out.

Perttu's lower lip started trembling

“And don't give me any of your pouts.” Eicca added “They are not working on me.”

“Then why are you afraid of them?” Perttu asked in a devious voice.

“Because, because...” Eicca stuttered “Hey, I'm not afraid of them. I can handle your pouts and puppy dog looks. Give me your best, and I will prove it.”

Perttu looked at Eicca with wide moist eyes, very much resembling an irresistible young puppy, beating his eyelashes as leaned over towards Eicca.

“Eicca please, pretty please.” He started giggling “Eicca, why are you closing your eyes? Now look at me. Come on, be a man about it.”

Eicca kept his eyes shut. “Don't want to, don't need to. The force is strong with me, I shall resist.”

“You are cheating, you know?” Perttu twirped Eicca's nose with a finger.

“I shall resist, I shall resist, I shall resist.” Eicca repeated again and again.

Perttu starting puffing a dandelion into Eicca's face.

“No you won't, no you won't” Perttu sang in reply, as his free hand started to tickle Eicca. “Give up?” Perttu teased.

“Noo, not now, not ever.”

“Well, I guess I have to go a little lower then.” Perttu's hands moved towards Eicca's bare feet.

“Vittu, you mean pink bunny,” Eicca was squirming unable to control his laughter “Enough, enough, enough. Stop please, I give up.”

“I won, I won, I won” Perttu jumped up, dancing around the garden leaving Eicca panting on the ground.

“Grrrr”

“Find the eggs in the garden, and I will make us some breakfast.” Perttu offered.

“You will not enter my kitchen unattended, Perttu”

“Ohh, please, get yourself up and help me then” Perttu giggled, hopping inside.

Eicca grinned, got up and followed – There still was a picture that needed to be posted.

THE END

Photoshop'ed by Philo